The Longshot

Longshot has genetically engineered hollow bone structure, superhuman speed, endurance, agility and reflexes, leather-like skin, advanced healing abilities, can psionicly affect probability fields which, when his motives are pure, causes good luck for him (at the expense of bad luck occurring elsewhere). He can telepathically "read" recent memories of a person via physical contact, and has psychometry, the ability to detect emotional psychic imprints left, or to be left, on objects.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Snakes on a Plane for real?

Workers at a Malaysian air cargo complex found crates bound for Hong Kong from Thailand carrying over 2400 snakes of a protected species. It looks like Thai smugglers were illegally transporting the snaked for sale. Apparently, illegal snakes fetch some sweet coin in Hong Kong, with the stash having a street value of about $80000 US Dollars.

My question is of course...where was Sam Jackson when this motherf*%^er went down?